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| "I call this play the Hickory Dickory No-Shot-Clock." |
Designing sports uniforms is a finesse
game more akin to a feathery jumper from Jimmy Chitwood than a bruising tackle by Rudy Ruettiger. The ingredients are straightforward. We’d like to see the
name of the team somewhere. And a number, also, to appease the referees and
Cousin Joey in the cheap seats, is also
standard. And whatever beast of the eastern wild, be it mythical cartoon
puma, jaguar, or wildcat, represents your team may also find it's place. (Scientists report ninety percent
A player name, maybe? A post-game jersey emblazoned with any other name would no doubt smell as rancid. But since Joey learned to read last year, he does appreciate seeing the family moniker above those identifying digits. Beyond that, maybe a stripe here, some stars there.
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| "This racing stripe here is pretty sharp." |
...the old thing.


